Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Bush Goes For the Gold

I knew that, as the claims of "imminent danger" and WMDs became increasingly untenable, the Bush administration began to substitute their former rationale for war with a harder to challenge war of liberation argument.

Who knew we liberated Iraq in order to free them up for Olympic competition!

"VICTORY" Script (The ad can be found here:

I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message.

Voice Over:
In 1972...there were 40 democracies in the world.
Freedom is spreading throughout the world like a sunrise.
And this Olympics... there will be two more free nations…
And two fewer terrorist regimes.
With strength, resolve and courage, democracy will triumph over terror.
And, hope will defeat hatred.

President Bush. Moving America Forward

If you don't like this ad, well then you probably hate the Olympics. And you're probably less than appropriately enthusiastic about "sunrises," too.

Just like John Kerry.


Blogger Hurricane James said...

"Freedom is spreading throughout the world like a sunrise"? This campaign is sinking like a Titanic.

August 19, 2004 at 12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't Bushwhack Jr. himself admit that he "doesn't read the papers much"? He's a pasty, princely good ol' boy scratching his head and ass in an ivory tower.

I think this year's Burning Man Festival should totally have amazingly Bushlike features on its structure. BURN, YOU MUTHA!

August 20, 2004 at 11:33 AM  

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